a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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