come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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