Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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