i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
