Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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