i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We need to rekindle our bromance
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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