and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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