So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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