I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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