They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
