I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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