It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
