We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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