i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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