Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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