so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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