i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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