The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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