This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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