remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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