i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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