Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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