The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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