We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I came so hard my ears popped.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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