I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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