Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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