honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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