So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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