you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Alive.
So much puke
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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