Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize