You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
