He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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