so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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