Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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