I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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