You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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