we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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