This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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