I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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