Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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