is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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