found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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