did you get engaged???
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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