you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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