i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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