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(970): View more from Colorado

The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he quoted the bible to break up with me

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(562): View more from California

He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(516): View more from New York

I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos

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(602): View more from Arizona

The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess

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(716): View more from New York

I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.

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