she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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