How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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