Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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