Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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