Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
