Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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