i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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