used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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