I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
