You work out of a Hotel?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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