im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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