All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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