PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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